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Best quotes to send by SMS
Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.Author: Harrison Ford
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.Author: Elbert Hubbard
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.Author: Bertrand Russell
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has never known sorrow, is to be ignorant of one half of nature.Author: Seneca
To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence.Author: Aristotle
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Why does Dracula always travel with his
coffin?
Because his life is at stake.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
How does Dracula like to have his
food
served?
In bite-sized pieces.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
comedian?
He's looking for a crypt writer.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
When he's out driving, where
does Dracula
like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
How does a vampire get through life with
only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes