Best quotes to send by SMS

Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Author: Carl Friedrich Gauss
May I forget what ought to be forgotten; and recall, unfailing, all that ought to be recalled, each kindly thing, forgetting what might sting.
Author: Mary Caroline Davies
May you live all the days of your life.
Author: Jonathan Swift
Maybe it's easier to like someone else's life, and live vicariously through it, than take some responsiblity to change our lives into lives we might like.
Author: Tish Grier
The best jokes to send by SMS

A Call for Assistance
by Linda Hand
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March Into Battle
by Sally Forth
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Dont' Wake the Baby
by Elsie Cries
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Kung Fu for Beginners
by Flora Mugga
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Making Weatherproof Clothes
by Ranier
Day
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes