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If you're holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
Author: Victor Hugo

We are all of us failures, at least, the best of us are.
Author: James M. Barrie

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Author: Mark Twain

Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections
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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
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Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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