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Best quotes to send by SMS
We only do well the things we like doing.Author: Colette
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We shall support whatever the enemy opposes and oppose whatever the enemy supports.Author: Mao Tse-Tung
We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.Author: Seneca
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.Author: Publilius Syrus
The best jokes to send by SMS
Can you show me how to
use the
Internet?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in
circles.This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
A cub reporter for
a small town
newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He
submitted the following
report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a
car accident
today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations
on her
breasts."
The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family
paper. We
don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and
write something
more appropiate!"
The young reporter thought
long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor
the following report.
"Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering
in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )
"This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
A red-faced judge convened court
after a long
lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk
driving who
claimed it simply wasn't true.
"I'm as sober as you are, your
honor," the man claimed.
The judge replied, "Clerk, please
enter a guilty plea. The defendant
is sentenced to 30 days."This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
Ben?
He found time-consuming.This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey
!
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes