Best quotes to send by SMS
Jonathan Swift It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Author: Jonathan Swift

William Shakespeare What's gone and what's past help Should be past grief.
Author: William Shakespeare

Henry Ford II What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and resources - to do some thing about them.
Author: Henry Ford II

Bible Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Author: Bible

John B. Bogart When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
Author: John B. Bogart

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Computer jokes Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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Computer jokes You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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Computer jokes Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Computer jokes Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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