Best quotes to send by SMS

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Author: Jonathan Swift
What's gone and what's past help
Should be past grief.
Author: William Shakespeare
What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and resources - to do some thing about them.
Author: Henry Ford II
Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Author: Bible
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
Author: John B. Bogart
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a computer with a
hamburger?
A big mac.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
You're spending a lot of time at that
computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they've always
been blue!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows".
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes