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Best quotes to send by SMS
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.Author: Samuel Butler
Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance.Author: M. C. Richards
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.Author: Dag Hammarskjold
When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.Author: Leo Burnett
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.Author: Clifton Fadiman
The best jokes to send by SMS
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
Q:
What does it become?
A: An angel
Q: Where does a
black baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
Q: What does it become?
A: A Bat!This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes