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Best quotes to send by SMS
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.Author: Voltaire
There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.Author: Anatole Broyard
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-undAuthor: Lewis Mumford
Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS
What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
The
feather forecast !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What happens when ducks fly upside
down ?
They quack up !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did they call the canary that flew into the
pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road
?
To
prove he wasn't chickenThis is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why does a chicken coop have two doors
?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes