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Best quotes to send by SMS
You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by.Author: James M. Barrie
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.Author: Claud Cockburn
Over one's mind and over one's body the individual is sovereign.Author: John Stuart Mill
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breakes down walls. It opens up people. If you're good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Maybe... combat some of the ugliness in the world.Author: Goldie Hawn
The best jokes to send by SMS
One day a blonde went to a
sea food
restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She
took pity on
these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went
to the
woods to set the poor animals free.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking
down
the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets
it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it
was a gumwraper!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!".
She goes inside,
lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the
$99 cruise
special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back
room, ties her to a large
inner tube, then drags her out the back
door and downhill to the river,
where he pushes her in and sends her
floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees
the sign, goes
inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for
the $99 special. She too
is tied to an inner tube and sent floating
down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually
catches up with the
first blonde. They float side by side for a
while before the first blonde
asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this
cruise?
The second blonde replies, " They didn't last
year."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the
blonde add 10 and 7 on
a calulator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes