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Best quotes to send by SMS
A contented mind is the best source for trouble.Author: Titus Maccius Plautus
A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.Author: Lucan
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.Author: H. L. Mencken
A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections.Author: Chinese Proverb
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
The best jokes to send by SMS
Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred: Well, your
sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet
water for her
birthday.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the
game
warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice
finally
said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme
some help with my son's birthday party?"This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes