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Best quotes to send by SMS
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.Author: English Proverb
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.Author: Victor Hugo
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.Author: Samuel Johnson
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?
A: There aren't any pictures.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
fences.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Dancing at the Party by Hans
NeesanboompsadaisyThis is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
The
Post Script by Adeline ExtraThis is the joke from a category: Book title jokes