Best quotes to send by SMS

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Author: Ernest Rutherford
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Author: Homer
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
Author: M. C. Richards
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Author: Sean O'Casey
The best jokes to send by SMS

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch
out... there's a feller
inside who has the job of punching the
tickets.
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Someone
bought Scrooge a clock for
Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was
trying to save time!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Who delievers cat's Christmas
presents
?
Santa Paws !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two
reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell
me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
song?
Jungle bells.
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes