Best quotes to send by SMS
Ernest Rutherford All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Author: Ernest Rutherford

Homer All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Author: Homer

J. R. R. Tolkien All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

M. C. Richards All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
Author: M. C. Richards

Sean O'Casey All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Author: Sean O'Casey

The best jokes to send by SMS
Christmas jokes Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
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Christmas jokes Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
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Christmas jokes Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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Christmas jokes 'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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Christmas jokes What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
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