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Best quotes to send by SMS

My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
Author: William Shakespeare

Helen Hayes

My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as importan
Author: Helen Hayes

My music is best understood by children and animals.
Author: Igor Stravinsky

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Author: Errol Flynn

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

The best jokes to send by SMS

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes