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Best quotes to send by SMS
And then, the unspeakable purity and freshness of the air! There was just enough heat to enhance the value of the breeze, and just enough wind to keep the whole sea in motion, to make the waves come bounding to the shore, foaming and sparkling, as if wildAuthor: Anne Bronte
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.Author: Jerry Chin
Anger as soon as fed is dead-
'Tis starving makes it fat.Author: Emily Dickinson
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.Author: Robert Ingersoll
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.Author: Cherie Carter-Scott
The best jokes to send by SMS
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the
shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you
say I
just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The
manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the
slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can
you show me something less expensive?"This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a bank.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted to make a clean getawayThis is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were you doing in a
jewellery shop in the middle of
the night when the police saw you?
Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes