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Best quotes to send by SMS
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.Author: Albert Camus
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.Author: Welsh Proverb
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.Author: Yogi Berra
Be a fountain, not a drain.Author: Rex Hudler
The best jokes to send by SMS
Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just
need a place.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,
provided you
get between the right man and the right woman.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q:
What can you find in a man's pants that
is about six inches long, has
a head on it, and that women love so
much that they often blow it? A: a
$20 billThis is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
This women had a magic morror from which
anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror
and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran
down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up
stairs
and stood infront of the mirror and said i wish my dick could
touch the
floor and his legs fell off !This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Why did God create women?
To carry semen
from the bedroom to the toilet.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes