Best quotes to send by SMS
Luisa Sigea Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.
Author: Luisa Sigea

Bible Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life.
Author: Bible

Venezuelan Proverb Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired.
Author: Venezuelan Proverb

Henry Ward Beecher Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Arnold Lobel Books to the ceiling, Books to the sky, My pile of books are a mile high. How I love them! How I need them! I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
Author: Arnold Lobel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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Dog jokes What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes