Best quotes to send by SMS

Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.
Author: Luisa Sigea
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life.
Author: Bible
Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired.
Author: Venezuelan Proverb
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books are a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
Author: Arnold Lobel
The best jokes to send by SMS

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
night?
He used a skeleton key.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog do when the panhandler
put
the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down?
The
license number of the car that hit him.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is a baseball dog?
One that chases
fowls.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the difference between a dog and
a
mailbox?
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes