Best quotes to send by SMS

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Author: Herb Caen
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Comments are free but facts are sacred.
Author: Charles Prestwich Scott
Communism is like one big phone company.
Author: Lenny Bruce
Complain to one who can help you.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
tourist.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Where do you find 60 million french
jokes?
A: In France.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What's the difference between an Italian
mother
and a Jewish mother?
An Italian mother says, "If you
don't eat it, I'll kill you."
A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat
it, I'll kill myself."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
A boy comes home from school and tells his
mother that he got a part in
the school play. "What part?" the
mother asked.
"I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied.
"Go back
to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking
role!"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A:
Because the rice falls through the grill
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes