Best quotes to send by SMS
Herb Caen Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Author: Herb Caen

Ralph Waldo Emerson Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Charles Prestwich Scott Comments are free but facts are sacred.
Author: Charles Prestwich Scott

Lenny Bruce Communism is like one big phone company.
Author: Lenny Bruce

Yugoslav Proverb Complain to one who can help you.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ethnic jokes What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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Ethnic jokes Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
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Ethnic jokes What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."
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Ethnic jokes A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"
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Ethnic jokes Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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