Best quotes to send by SMS

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Author: Seneca
Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world.
Author: Real Live Preacher
Diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
Author: Zhou En Lai
Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments.
Author: Frederick the Great
Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
Author: Francois de Fenelon
The best jokes to send by SMS

What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley
and Yeast.
For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What's red and invisible?
No
tomatoes.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes