Best quotes to send by SMS
Seneca Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Author: Seneca

Real Live Preacher Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Zhou En Lai Diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
Author: Zhou En Lai

Frederick the Great Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments.
Author: Frederick the Great

Francois de Fenelon Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
Author: Francois de Fenelon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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Food jokes What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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Food jokes What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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Food jokes What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
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Food jokes Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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