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Best quotes to send by SMS
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.Author: Oscar Wilde
Every time one laughs a nail is removed from one's coffin.Author: Honduran Proverb
Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want.Author: Anna Lappe
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.Author: Frank Zappa
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.Author: Gertrude Stein
The best jokes to send by SMS
Did you hear about the dumb
father
who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30
minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was
found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd
tried
to hang himself with a rubber band.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Then there was the Puerto
Rican
surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix
transplant.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Why can't the Philippines field an ice
hockey team? The players
all drowned in spring training.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
"What did Shawn
like most about his
trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the
French pheasants
singing the Mayonnaise."This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes