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Best quotes to send by SMS
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.Author: Helmuth von Moltke
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.Author: Muhammad Ali
Follow the grain in your own wood.Author: Howard Thurman
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.Author: Sheila Graham
The best jokes to send by SMS
Prosecutor: Did you kill the
victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for
perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better
than the
penalty for murder.This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Judge: What is your
relationship with the
plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she your daughter on
February 13, 1979?This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
"As God is
my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Glaring down at
him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You
do."This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Judge
Dread.This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes