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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.
Author: Margaret Lee Runbeck

Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
Author: William Shakespeare

Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.
Author: George Herbert

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for four very good reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, third there are some things even a rat won't do, and fourth sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes