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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.
Author: Saint Francis de Sales

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
Author: Philip G. Hamerton

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
Author: William Shakespeare

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.
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One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes