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Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.
Author: Bob Moawad

Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't. She was unexpected. She was untitled. (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics.
Author: Jennifer Granholm

Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we wil
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Author: Jay Leno

He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
Author: Unknown

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
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Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?
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