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I always wrote with the idea that what I put out there is going to stay there. Once I publish something, it has been published. I've never deleted more than one or two posts from my site. I don't think that there are takebacks. I don't feel right about it
Author: Alison Headley

I am a first generation immigrant and a woman, but I don't really write about that because I feel like I'm a human being. There are universal human experiences. When you don't put your picture online, they can see your soul before they have preconceived n
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
Author: Michael J. Fox

I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
Author: Charles Lamb

I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race.
Author: Hugh Elliott

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
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Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
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Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
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Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
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