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I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Author: Matt Groening

I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.
Author: Ruben Studdard

I knew someone had to take the first step and I made up my mind not to move.
Author: Rosa Parks

I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Author: Aeschylus

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes