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I stand in awe of my body.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I take it as a man's duty to restrain himself.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
Author: Shelley Winters

I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that its prototype was clearly invented at some time in history when torture was considered a reasonable alternative to diplomacy.
Author: Anna Quindlen

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Author: Mark Twain

What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes