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Alcatel OT-S853
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Best quotes to send by SMS
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.Author: Ted Turner
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.Author: Mel Brooks
However long the night, the dawn will break.Author: African Proverb
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.Author: Florynce Kennedy
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as a shadow follows its source.Author: the Dhammapada
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
A:('You wanna go for a spin?')This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What do you call a witch who
kills her
mother and father?
An orphan.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into
Mickey
Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes