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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.Author: Henry David Thoreau
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.Author: John A. Wheeler
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.Author: Robert Fritz
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.Author: Pierre Gallois
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wallThis is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes
Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the
man
had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the
guard.
"Sand," said the cyclist.
"Get them off - we'll take a
look," said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the
bags, and proving they
contained nothing but sand, reloaded the
bags, put them on his shoulders
and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded
to
see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This
went on
every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the
sand bags
failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard
happened to meet the cyclist downtown.
"Say friend, you sure had us
crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were
smuggling something across
the border. I won't say a word - but what is
it you were smu
ggling?" "Bicycles!"This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes