Best quotes to send by SMS
Dale Carnegie It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Joseph Conrad I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Susan Partnow It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
Author: Susan Partnow

Edgar Allan Poe It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma... which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

Alfred North Whitehead It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bicycle jokes What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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Bicycle jokes What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
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Bicycle jokes The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
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Bicycle jokes Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
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Bicycle jokes Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
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