Best quotes to send by SMS

It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
Author: Dale Carnegie
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
Author: Joseph Conrad
It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
Author: Susan Partnow
It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma... which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The
cyclist says.
-"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily
asks. "I got hurt
really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I
recently lost my license. I
usually drive a bus."
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes