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Best quotes to send by SMS
Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies.Author: Francois de Salignac
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.Author: Henry Ford
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages.Author: Elaine Liner
It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the two men who were
cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat.This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: One - the
dead one!This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
mine
who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the
undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes