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Best quotes to send by SMS
Life is not so important as the duties of life.Author: John Randolph
Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.Author: Edith Wharton
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.Author: William Goldman
Hope is necessary in every condition.Author: Samuel Johnson
If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.Author: Leo Tolstoy
The best jokes to send by SMS
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You
get into hot water.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What happened when a cannibal went on a
self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
The cannibal priest told his flock to close
their eyes and
say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat,
may the Lord make us truly
thankful."This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes