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Anton Chekhov Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov

Alexander Pope Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope

Hesiod Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod

Dale Carnegie Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Mark Jenkins Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
Author: Mark Jenkins

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cat jokes What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
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Cat jokes Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
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Cat jokes Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
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Children jokes A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. "Mommy, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's clothes!!!!!"
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Children jokes A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"
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