
Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov
Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope
Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod
Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.
Author: Dale Carnegie
Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
Author: Mark Jenkins

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Then
something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at
it
closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in
between
pages.
"Mommy, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got
there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment
in the young boy's
voice he answered: "It's Adam's
clothes!!!!!"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
A man is walking down the street one day when
he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house
across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell
is too
high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for
some time,
the man moves closer to the boy's position.
He
steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow
and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and
gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the
childs level, the man smiles benevolently and
asks, "And now what, my
little man?"
The boy replies, "Now we run!"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes