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Best quotes to send by SMS
Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.Author: James Thurber
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.Author: Robert Orben
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.Author: Robert Fripp
Must, bid the Morn awake!
Sad Winter now declines,
Each bird doth choose a mate;
This day's Saint Valentine's.
For that good bishop's sake
Get up and let us see
What beauty it shall be
That Fortune us assigns.Author: Michael Drayton
The best jokes to send by SMS
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What are the spots on black-and-white
cows?
HolstainesThis is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A
Jersey.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay
FeverThis is the joke from a category: Cow jokes