Best quotes to send by SMS
Titus Maccius Plautus Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Tennessee Williams I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Author: Tennessee Williams

Abraham Lincoln Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Mark Twain It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Author: Mark Twain

Gilda Radner I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Author: Gilda Radner

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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Dog jokes How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
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Dog jokes What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
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Dog jokes When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
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