Best quotes to send by SMS

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Author: Tennessee Williams
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place
Author: Abraham Lincoln
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Author: Mark Twain
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Author: Gilda Radner
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1
drooling !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How many seasons are there in a dogs life
?
Just one, the moulting season !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
A
guard dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
When is a black dog not a black dog ?
When
it's a greyhound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog
with a
kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes