Best quotes to send by SMS

Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho
How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
Author: Brendan Francis
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Author: Ogden Nash
The best jokes to send by SMS

What will santa bring your fish this
christmas?
A scale letrix!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things hook, line and sinker!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How do you
tune a fish?
With its
scales!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Ray!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes