Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Cho Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho

Bible How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible

Dr. Joyce Brothers Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

Brendan Francis People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
Author: Brendan Francis

Ogden Nash People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Author: Ogden Nash

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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Fishing jokes Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
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Fishing jokes How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
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Fishing jokes What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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Fishing jokes What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
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