Best quotes to send by SMS

It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
Author: Edmund Burke
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did Caesar say to
Cleopatra
?
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year older on his birthday !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes