Best quotes to send by SMS
Edmund Burke It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
Author: Edmund Burke

Terry Pratchett Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Karl Marx Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx

Confucius Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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History jokes What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
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History jokes Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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History jokes My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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History jokes What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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