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Best quotes to send by SMS
Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.Author: Blaise Pascal
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.Author: P. J. O Rourke
Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.Author: Euripides
Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.Author: Euripides
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.Author: Demosthenes
The best jokes to send by SMS
Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
at a Tus-caloosa
ballroom.
They danced every dance
together. When the evening was over, he asked
if he could see her next time
he was in town.
"Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly.
The
young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked,
"What's
your number?"
"CApitol 4-6173."
After a long
embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, "How do yew make a
capital 4?"This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
and
he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.
"Why
don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton.
"I can't today,"
Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain."
"Well, why don't you patch
it in dry weather."
"It don't leak then!"This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
his garden.
He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Why does the Philippines ban rectal
thermometers?
They cause too much brain damage.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
How does a Russian Aeroflot
pilot
navigate? By reading street signs.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes