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Best quotes to send by SMS
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.Author: Mike Ditka
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.Author: Mark Twain
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.Author: William Shakespeare
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.Author: Isaac Newton
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.Author: Toni Cade Bambara
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get if you cross a radio music
presenter
with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
A
young woman was appearing in court to face
a public disorder charge. The
charges were read out, and she was
asked how she pleaded. "Not
guilty," the woman answered
emphatically.
The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Is
it
true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an
act of
gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a
union jack - on
the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph
through the center
of London, in a blizzard?"
The woman
composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council
and calmly
said: "What was the date again?"This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
death?
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose death was it
terminated?This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves
around him.
Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do
it.This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes