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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.Author: George Burns
The best Web sites are better than reality.Author: Jakob Nielsen
It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.Author: Og Mandino
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.Author: John Berry
The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.Author: Martha Graham
The best jokes to send by SMS
"You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer
at a witness on the stand. "If I
wasn't under oath, I'd return
the compliment," replied the
witness.This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous statements you
heard, exactly as you heard them,"
instructed the
lawyer.
The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person
to hear," she protested.
"Then," said the attorney, "just
whisper them to the judge."This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were
confused about which side to spit on.This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough.This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes
In the construction
field, it is often
noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However,
a couple of years
ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were
always his
favorite clients!
When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of
having lawyers as
clients he replied, "I only build coffins
now."This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes