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Best quotes to send by SMS
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.Author: Robert R. Coveyou
The goal of all life is death.Author: Sigmund Freud
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.Author: Euripides
The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to figAuthor: Thomas a Kempis
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.Author: Bob Marley
The best jokes to send by SMS
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for
his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to
childhood, a man is already
there.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are
you
here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told
me to come
here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you
know that you're
Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I
was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts,
"NO I
DIDN'T!"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around.This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm
manic-depressive.
Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. CalmThis is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes