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A dinner lubricates business.Author: Lord William Stowell
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.Author: Irish Proverb
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.Author: Edward Teller
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.Author: George Bernard Shaw
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.Author: Wilson Mizner
The best jokes to send by SMS
Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands
their
first taste of Christianity !This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
'Yes!'
agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes